Day 1

We woke up in New York City on New Year's Day after a whole night of poor decisions next to an open bar. Some mannish woman asked Ryan to help her take her selfie because she was too drunk to do it herself. Highlight of the night. On to veganism day 1:

*BRUNCH: Potato, sausage, and Asiago frittata. The Bloody Marys were vegan.

DINNER: For dinner tonight we had severe hangovers. An executive decision decided on sides of General Tso's Chicken and General Tso's Potatoes from Lucky Dragon. Yum City!

I promise we'll get sober and get better at this. Though, I can't promise the former.


*We decided, due to a sauntering lack of sobriety, that the Brave New Plan doesn't start until we hit Connecticut. For the full description, check out my upcoming novella, 40-minute Jerky Train.